[Read Chapter 4: Is This War Legal?]
R&R, Safety Harbor, FL.: Sitting around with friends for a beer. The discussion turns to the operation at Camp Edgewater. The stories are flowing and the interest in them is high. A joke is made that I should wear a Captain America suit. The tactic is well received, and General Judd begins the procurement process.
3 to 5 business days later, the new weapon arrives. A Captain America suit, complete with hippie pounding muscles sewn in! The suit becomes an effective tool in our arsenal, as it draws attention to the fact that we are not with the hippies. (The people here in Florida are easily confused, as we all know.)
The propaganda war has begun. I enlisted the efforts of a brash young Lieutenant, Rob Otowski. Lt. Otowski was well known for his success in the intel community. He has produced some of our greatest propaganda, including the cross hairs logo and the Calvin logo. In addition to these contributions, Lt. Otowski is the technical adviser for this blog.
The Captain America suit has become a symbol of our unit, and a subject of ridicule from the hippies (of which I take great pride in). In fact, the hippies have come up with some nicknames for me, none of which are as offensive as I had hoped for, "Captain Underpants"and "Papa Smurf" are about the best that they have come up with. Pretty lame... but hey, they're just hippies.
The commuters tell a different story. There are the ones who disagree with our message and there are those who support our message. But most of them smile as they drive past, it's not every day that you see something like this! Win their hearts and minds!
[Read Chapter 6: Italian Angels]
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